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If you like age-gap romances where the main characters' chemistry is OFF THE FREAKIN' CHARTS, you're not gonna want to miss this one! Have you pre-ordered your copy yet? You can grab one HERE!

#LesFic#SapphicFiction#wlwfiction#LesbianRomance#SapphicRomance#wlwRomance#this indie thing is rough y'all#please reblog to help spread the word#new book#sending my baby out into the world in 5 short days#and if you've read this far i'll leave you with a little treat#a quote from my beta#'omg you're actually ending this thing with LITERAL PORN?!'#...which i mean not really#because there is an epilogue chapter after that#but yeah#once these idiots decide to go for it#they can't keep their hands off each other#it's a fun one
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as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"
#vivid flashbacks to being 19 and going on scarleteen like 'help what's a clitoris'#anyway society (by which i mean repressed evangelical white brits lol) really marked a whole area of anatomy as off limits huh#and the modern advertising friendly internet does not counteract it
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this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.
good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.
sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.
so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.
one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.
#warm up#writeblr#actually this is because again i don't go here#i don't read/write fanfic but i have nothing but respect for my troops#but i also have never played minecraft. im sorry. please ask me any question about pokemon tho i love that shit#anyway#out of some banal and thoughtless curiosity i watched the minecraft movie trailer#and again i know nothing about minecraft. i am aware im in an endangered population#but im watching this going: this is so fucking.... BAD#there is NO LOVE in it!#like if someone who has NO history in minecraft watches that and is like - ohhh this is soulless#WHO IS THE AUDIENCE????#ppl who love minecraft are gonna hate it!!!#at some point it's the ''mean girls musical movie'' problem --#some people will always hate the premise of what you're doing and some people will love it#make it for the ppl who love it#and usually that somewhat convinces the haters to like. chill enough to TRY it . bc it IS good#but when you try to make it for the haters..... nobody likes it. it doesn't have passion. energy. footwork#which is a small way of saying a big thing: if you love something. fucking make it and assume someone will love it too.#i love u . be brave . be bold. be in boston and come to my reading#where i wrote a really weird fucked up little book.#love u love u love u etc
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really obsessed with the "momentarily left alone with my best friends other best friend" vibe they gave off here
#deltarune#spoilers#kris dreemurr#ralsei#susie deltarune#and yes i mean this in a funny way because i know they get that cute scene right after#but for a moment it really is like. sooo. um you also are friends with susie. which is cool#or i guess if we're being for real they probably just dont really have much to talk abt w/ the player present#if theyre lowkey in cahoots#which is probably why (u could argue) ralsei finds this request so odd#whatever i just wanted to draw them and i thought it was FUNNY when they were AWKWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bunnies is a difficult animals
#he had to be separated from his boyfriend and wife because he’s started behaving really aggressively due to gideons head tilt#we aren’t sure if his head tilt will ever fully go away#which means Elwood probably will not be able to be re-integrated with them based on his behaviors#he’s been in his own pen for about a week now and has returned to being very territorial/aggressive (mouth open lunging#shrieking#etc)#he tried to attack the dustpan the entire time I was cleaning up#and then came and gently rested his head on my knee#he’s just confused and lonely I think#I love him so dearly and I think we forget how complex animal emotions can be#he hasn’t been like this since before he was neutered#he was so happy in his little trio so it’s kind of heartbreaking seeing him outside of it again#pets#animals#bunny#rabbit#house bunny#rabbits#house rabbit#eldritch horror#beastly animal#bunnies#velveteen lop#english lop#lop bunny#lop
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something i wanna say on shen yuan taking over shen jiu's body is that i often see mentions that while everyone knew, nobody did anything because they liked shen yuan better, and i think it's important to say that they did do something about it, but just couldn't find the cause.
shen qingqiu went to wei qingwei's sword trials terrace three times to try to pull hong jing, yue qingyuan himself tested him on demonic qi and mu qingfang did ample research to try and find the reason behind the sudden change, but none of them could find anything. only after all that did they consider the option that it could be amnesia, and then they decided that it might be better not to actively reinstate his memories because they thought the new shen qingqiu was more pleasant. but, again, that was only after they couldn't find any evidence that this wasn't shen qingqiu. it's still pretty tragic that they decided they liked someone else better, but in their defense, they didn't know this was actually someone else.
i think it's not so much a case of "we like this version of shen qingqiu better so let's not look into it too deeply", it's more like "we tried every test we have and nothing came of it, so the only explanation left is that this is the real shen qingqiu, but with amnesia"
it reminds me of this meme:
[ID: An edit of a post by @/tockthewatchdog which says, "i mean they did also test sqq, that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you're coming from here but they very much did test shen qingqiu". End ID]
ID made by @nebulations thank you so much!!
#i dont mean that it wasnt just as tragic that shen jiu was replaced#but its a bit unfair to insinuate that the peak lords didnt do anything#every test and examination proved that it was the ''real'' shen qingqiu (which the system likely had a hand in)#there wasnt another option left for them to consider#the point of the story/system was also that nobody found out he wasnt shen jiu#so i really think there was an element of system-caused ''plot convenience'' (if that makes sense)#svsss#shen qingqiu#scum villain#svsss meta#shen yuan#shen jiu
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made a chart of the straw hats' skin tones with the colors being screencapped directly from the episodes, to show how much they've lightened. this is more than just an "artstyle change" or "design evolution" or "just the timeskip" this is blatant racism/colorism. it's fucking ridiculous and i don't understand how toei is continuously getting away with it please reblog btw, i think this is something people should see
#didnt include chopper/brook/jinbe for obvious reasons but i think even choppers fur has gotten lighter brown#even nami and sanji the characters who were pale from the beginning have gotten PALER#fucking INSANE how much usopp has lightened when you look at it side by side like this. and franky too which i never really took note of#and by “screencapped directly” i mean like i literally screenshotted the characters and zoomed way in#and cropped a square of their face/arm#and made sure it was in average outdoor lighting not mood lighting/dramatic lighting so this is as accurate as possible#one piece#usopp#luffy#franky#nico robin#nami#sanji#vinsmoke sanji#monkey d luffy#zoro#roronoa zoro#casey posts#toei animation#toei#straw hat crew#straw hats#one piece discourse
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an Angel
#moist von lipwig#discworld#going postal#terry pratchett#fanart#marcia#literally shutupshutupshutup i knOW he is not that cool but i really wanted to draw wings#i dont think im drawing him lame enough even though he is not all that lame#i mean lets be real if youre reblogging this youve read this book you know i mean#he is just so shaped as a character#lame in some aspects overcompensating in other and perfectly capable and even admirable in some other other aspects too#regardless he is not that cool.#illustration#digital art#original art#artists on tumblr#character art#marciaillust#the alternative caption is “And then an Angel appeared” which is a direct passage from the book but i dont want to discourage the uninitia#ted from reblogging; the tumblr art sphere is already dying lolol
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Sometimes i randomly remember "who are you? I love you too" and have to have a little cry about it
#first time thru the first chapter of 17776 really did something to me#the format is incredible. and heartbreaking.#i love these fuckin satellites#almost short sleeve season which means i can wear my 17776 shirt again <3#17776
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Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!
#NO IM NOT TALKING ABOUT CHESS THE MUSICAL I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS. I AM TALKING ABOUT THE ANCIENT BOARD GAME:CHESS#uquiz#vampires#twilight#because let's be honest there are a fair few references#and maybe this is my twilight quiz which has been in my drafts for nearly a year!#and i was tired of it sitting there#maybe!#quiz#werewolves#mention#you can get human in this im really sorry#it's a bit of a mean result#oh if anyone has an actual picture of the vampire that killed dean winchester please send it along#i could not find it with a cursory google search but i rememeber he wore a clown mask#so maybe one of those guys is the guy?
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missing pieces
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#armand#the vampire armand#artists on tumblr#drawings#if you really squint about it this is devil's minion. by which i mean that was the initial intention but it didn't really work out that way#i keep trying to say something else but the thing speaks for itself. look at it. stop letting me near characters with identity issues
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jester of breath - one who distracts with breath or distracts breath.
#kor's dream art#homestuck#john egbert#june egbert#j egbert#jegbert#i've thought of this concept of jester players for a while.#a jester player is pretty powerful in my opinion. but the thing is: the jester likes to goof around.#so they might or might not play around until the very end.#they can be either really helpful or really annoying. which i mean... jesters can be like that.#jester players have facades that's meant to distract people and themselves from their own personal struggles.
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What was Stone's reaction like the first time Robotnik called him by his first name?
(If I'm not mistaken, the generally accepted headcanon from the community is that his first name is Aban, right?)

The first time? well, he wasn't happy
ko-fi
#ask ask ask#stobotnik#agent stone#doctor ivo robotnik#yep the fandom usually calls him aban#i'm team we don't get to know his name#i also like to think stone hates people knowing things about him.#no matter how big or small the information#robotnik of course knows this and is being evil about it#if we assume all of my precanon comics happen in the same universe#and we're doing that because why not#then this was before stone really warmed up to robotnik#which means he wants to kill him soooo bad#he won't though#now imagine post canon robotnik calling stone by his name#stone would melt
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So.... what are your thoughts on Ace's UM, if you haven't been asked this already?
sneaky magic for the sneakiest boy
no but really, I think it fits him really well! I had thought his UM would probably involve something kinda sleight-of-handy or pickpockety! and I looooved that it made such a nice loop-around back to episode 1. ❤️ I was. kind of half-expecting him to just run out and punch Riddle in the nose again. but instead this time 'twas he who offed the queen's head! it was great! and he did it while stone-cold terrified out of his mind! because Ace is the only remotely normal or well-adjusted person at NRC and therefore the only one who is like "we're going to literally die, this is super effed up". but he did it anyway!!!! I AM SO PROUD
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#also love how it complements deuce's magic! they are two of a kind ❤️♠️#i do think bet the limit fits the 'uno reverse card' description more though#like...okay they haven't really said much on how joker snatch works#(literally ace went 'we'll talk about it later')#but i think it's not supposed to be inherently retaliatory if that makes sense#the japanese is something like 'put an ace up my sleeve'#which implies to me that it's not really an in-the-moment thing? i think he can steal it and hold on to it for a while probably#like he might be able to snatch it and then use it on someone else later rather than it being reflected back on the original caster#versus deuce's being that he punches you back with your own punch (and/or other various punches he's acquired)#(a connoisseur of fine punches)#i am 100% guessing though so who knows! we will find out later i presume#now the only one left to get their um is grim maybe 👀#(i mean i would also love to see some staff ums HEY TWST THAT WOULD BE COOL)#(but like. narratively speaking and all)#oh and maybe crowley's depending on how plot-important he actually ends up being#what if it turns out nothing's going on with crowley and he's actually completely irrelevant#he tears his mask off and he's just some random dude who has zero idea of what's happening#nobody's been orchestrating shit#everyone's just been getting radioactive poisoning from the stone adeuce replaced in the chandelier back in the prologue#this was all a cautionary tale about getting the blot levels in your school's hvac system regularly checked
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Maddie Fenton: ghost hunter, homemaker, cleaning product entrepreneur.
(Ecto-B-Gone's patented formula contains a high concentrate of dysectoglycin, a powerful phytotoxin naturally occuring in Rosa umbraea (common name Blood Blossom). Dysectoglycin has an adverse effect on ectoplasm, and causes ectoplasm-based entities extreme pain on contact. Please consult a doctor (or a mortician) if rashes resembling chemical burns, swelling, melting, oozing, or other symptoms result from the use of this product. If you suspect you or a loved one are a ghost and have been exposed to dysectoglycin, please contact a poison control center. FentonWorks is not responsible for misuse of product. Please read all instructions and warnings before use.)
#gave myself a crash course in Botanical Latin and naturally occuring toxins for this one#i really wanted to 1) give the anti-ghost roses a scientific name and 2) name the toxin that makes them anti-ghost#I'm fully aware DP probably would have been like 'roseus antighostus' but I like to be intense about cartoon worldbuilding#so here you go. Genus Rosa (rose). Species umbraea. Derived from umbra#which of course means darkness or ghost depending on how you're feeling#danny phantom#maddie fenton#jack fenton
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who is your favorite AA character? 👁️👁️
ziska… I hope capcom brings her back someday
#shes cool as fuck to me bc when I first played jfa I found her really frustrating to deal with#not just as Phoenix but I mean like on a personal level she is challenging because she’s so thorough#and yet I also find it fascinating that she breaks the character she’s built for herself once in a while#i 100% believe that I don’t think she would have caught on to what Phoenix was trying to do while stalling for time with engardes trial#so it’s probably a good thing edgeworth subbed in but she literally busts her ass to bring evidence to court#almost right after having a bullet extracted from her WHICH SHE ALSO PRESENTS AS EVIDENCE. thats metal as fuck ok#especially since she would technically have nothing to do with the case after edgeworth fills in and she still decided to do that anyway#maybe it was blind faith to use that evidence to win since she wasn’t there for most of the trial but still#and even if canon doesn’t give it to me I still firmly believe there’s be at least some chemistry between her and Maya#like especially if you hold it next to wrightworth that works bc there’s already a history there and majority of Phoenix and miles trying#to relearn their relationship is Phoenix coaxing out that side of Miles that he remembers from fourth grade#but with Franmaya it’s something new and they’re basically strangers to each other and one of them almost got the other convicted#and I still think that’s fascinating and it’s a damn shame thay half of the fics I find for them on ao3 is background in wrightworth fic#i did find a good one that touched on Franziska trying to win pearls approval because Pearl does hold a grudge against her#and seeing that trying to live up to perfecting even her personal relationships without getting to know Pearl to even know#why it wasn’t working feels believable when I think abt her as a character yk#myart#my art#doodles#aa#ace attorney#franziska von karma
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